Everybody’s talking about the live-action ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ movie poster

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Stupid hot Sonic.

A poster for the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog motion picture appeared on Monday early morning, and the web has actually stated that Hollywood’s vision of the eponymous fast rodent is a scary beast of Lovecraftian percentages. God damn, would you look at those attractive legs?

In the poster, the computer game mascot’s body is seen just in shape — a human-shaped and strangely muscular appearance. Look. (It’s a movement poster, so you need to strike play.)

With a lot delegated the creativity, this type of reaction was practically inevitable. Perhaps that was the point.

We, the computer game fans of the web, might be excoriating Sonic’s remarkably toned thighs and lithe upper body for being an impressive failure of a thirst trap. At least we’re talking about him in the context of the 2019 motion picture.

I attempted to make this about a push-and-pull in between “yay an attractive Sonic who certainly fucks!” and “what in the ever-loving hell is this headache vision?” The web’s action is quite consentaneous: thanks, we dislike it.

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