It’s damn cold in Chicago, as the Midwest beings in the middle of a polar vortex .
In truth, with temperature levels striking -22 degrees Fahrenheit (-30 degrees Celsius) on Wednesday, with a wind chill of -49 degrees Fahrenheit (-45 degrees Celsius), it’s so cold in the city that in order to keep the tracks running, teams set fire to the tracks .
So, The Late Show host Stephen Colbert wore a Chicago-style moustache to provide a couple of winter pointers for the great individuals of the Windy City.
“Here’s how you keep your Polish sausage from snappin’ off,” he started. “. take all your old mustaches, stitch ’em into a headscarf, OK. In Chicago, you shed one mustache a year, it’s like antlers with deer.
“Second, if you’re truly cold, slice open and crawl inside a checking out Packers fan,” a Green Bay tinged nod to Han Solo’s survival abilities in The Empire Strikes Back. “It’s legal there, they got that insulating layer of cheese.”
You’ll likewise require a portable source of heat, and Colbert’s got simply the important things: Italian beef sandwiches from Portillo’s. Put ’em on your cheeks.