With Covid-19 shutting down full on countries, the world is a scary place right now. Because laughter can be good medicine I’ve compiled a bunch of tweets to make you laugh (to yourself, while in self-isolation). Please enjoy and do your best to relax and help out your community! We’re all in this (Coronavirus) together so we may as well try to get some joy out of the situation.
Coronavirus travel plans be like…
— Steven Diefenbaker (@skepticalstevie) March 19, 2020
Introverts and Coronvirus:
— Shawn Stewart (@ShawnSt3wART) March 15, 2020
Ready to rock and lockdown.
I slept 14 hours last night absolutely locked and fuckin loaded for a big day of hand washing and looking out the window
— Blair Socci (@blairsocci) March 15, 2020
RIP to the work plants…
My dad just walked into the room looking sad as fuck with his fists closed and said “I just realized my office plant is gonna die” bc he’s working from home LMAO pic.twitter.com/jEziCQQXnY
— E.L. ★彡 (@eliseIau) March 21, 2020
— Heather (@luvbuckeyes) March 16, 2020
— Christian Hampstead (@heelchristian09) March 15, 2020
This is an everyday thing for introverts.
— Danny Says (@DanielonMeds) March 15, 2020
America, get your sh*t together.
— Kayrosis🌺🧢🔮🖖☂️≥ 😷STAY THE F HOME!😷 (@Kayrosis) March 15, 2020
Beyoncé as Lysol disinfectant sprays: A Thread pic.twitter.com/xVpzZ8kW9x
— Roy (@ifiwerearoy) March 14, 2020
Please, not the puzzles…
so i see that quarantines have yall price gouging PUZZLES now?!?! pic.twitter.com/hAh4xB0nto
— sextina aquafina (@giltcomplex) March 15, 2020
This is the one time it’s ~okay~ to be a hoarder:
Me being discovered after one week of quarantine pic.twitter.com/RNrkgsQ9VI
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) March 15, 2020
are they gonna shoot at it pic.twitter.com/3Jt8LLGISF
— lucy valentine (@LucyXIV) March 16, 2020
“Joey doesn’t share food!!!!”
quarantine meal prep: pic.twitter.com/0zY0u5mlnO
— collin (@collinsapera) March 13, 2020
@ everyone who is still out in public when they don’t need to be: do better.
Every time I see someone post about themselves out in public with the caption “sOcIaL dIsTaNcInG” pic.twitter.com/NB26BnFoew
— Ryan Bitzer (@RyBitz) March 15, 2020
Do better pt. 2
watching people continue to hang out in large groups like this is no big deal: pic.twitter.com/qmXo0a4Sxv
— collin (@collinsapera) March 15, 2020
Honestly……. that’s smart.
Yeaaaaah ..that’s right pic.twitter.com/Wwg0RzH06W
— AMAZINACE (@AMAZINACE) March 14, 2020
— 420of69 (@420of69) March 14, 2020
me looking at y’all Instagram stories taking notes to see who went out last night so I can avoid yo ass for a few months pic.twitter.com/6D0c8ATBWo
— Joe 🏁 (@JoeFreshgoods) March 15, 2020
The turtle let him win.
“How’s nationwide self-quarantine going?” pic.twitter.com/oP7sdQiUPA
— Tom Brady Stan Account (@MatthewFoldi) March 14, 2020
Let’s be honest, social distancing from a few certain people has been nice.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 15, 2020
*looks off into the camera with wide-eyes*
it’s crazy how because of corona we can see how almost everything we do is a totally made up social construct that can be instantly stopped if we wanted to lol
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) March 14, 2020
absolutely no one:
honestly, truly, positively no human being:
an email from a restaurant you made a reservation at in 2017 and haven’t thought about since: WE LOVE ALL OF OUR LOYAL GUESTS AND WANT THEM TO BE SAFE WE ARE MONITORING THE CORONAVIRUS AND WILL UPDA
— Ben Haist (@bhaist) March 14, 2020
On the sofa and hear boyfriend start laughing to himself in the kitchen.
Turns out he'd just learned that 88 couples have come out of quarantine in China and immediately filed for divorce
— Stephanie Boland (@stephanieboland) March 15, 2020
self-quarantined myself and so far so good pic.twitter.com/QkJx9Yh04p
— gina (@eyesvvideshut) March 14, 2020
— Noel Heeran (@njhjr02) March 15, 2020
Cheers to anxiety!
— IPreach19 (@IPreach8) March 16, 2020
Ain’t that the truth.
— Deitrich Truth (@DeitrichTruth) March 16, 2020
Introverts doing their part:
— 𝓛𝓲𝓽𝓪 ｡ (@mandohoerian) March 15, 2020
— Meg (@meglovestrash) March 16, 2020
‘Twas the night before quarantine,
And all through the state,
The restaurants were closed
Via government mandate #coronapocolypse
— Jalen (@HRHJalen) March 16, 2020
WASH. YOUR. HANDS.
— Dub K Jay (@DubKJay3) March 15, 2020
What’s gonna happen now that allergy season has started…
— Skuntbhai32 (@Mikeymike_32) March 15, 2020
Oh how the turn tables.
— Jameson (@OnlyFans____) March 15, 2020
Austria: Bans all gatherings of more than 5 people #coronapocolypse
Families of 6: pic.twitter.com/YeObnzVvjs
— alex (@llIIIlllllIII) March 15, 2020
— #NOLAed4Liberation (@NOLAed4Liberat1) March 15, 2020
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) March 15, 2020
— Dr. Waitman Beorn's Fight Goes On 🇺🇸🇬🇧👊 (@waitmanb) March 15, 2020
— Shaun T. (@ObaT61423960) March 15, 2020
— palpatine meg (@SethMegan) March 15, 2020
Can the cats please stop for 5 seconds
— Steve A (@santon2020) March 15, 2020
— Nikhil Dohale (@iamnikkhill) March 15, 2020
Don’t let the Black Mirror writers see this tweet.
This #coronapocolypse episode of Black Mirror sucks.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 15, 2020
COVID-19 and H5N6 Avian Influenza seeing each other in the Philippines:pic.twitter.com/IkrEmjjL8a
— Tito Maroon #ParaSaBayan (@maroontito) March 16, 2020
How I’m poppin back on the scene after corona szn pic.twitter.com/5RydBDPF0G
— Ulta B. Wells (@TheNotoriousKIA) March 16, 2020
— manic policy dream girl (@madblackwomxn) March 16, 2020
When people are freaking out over hand sanitizers & toilet paper when they’re supposed to be wiping their ass and washing their hands before coronavirus pic.twitter.com/HM6mRdeEfw
— Mexican Rug Dealer (@RugDealin) March 16, 2020
The aliens think we’re stupid.
Alright nobody panic, it's just a respiratory illness.
[ toilet paper flys off the shelves ]
Aliens: It's confirmed, humans breath with their asses.
— Vegas🇨🇦 (@Conchvegas1) March 16, 2020
If Arnold Schwarzenegger tells you to stay home, you stay home.
Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together. pic.twitter.com/FRg41QehuB
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 16, 2020
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) March 15, 2020
why coronavirus gotta hit right when i started getting my shit together 😭
— さくら (@hwolfyy) March 17, 2020
Why is this so accurate
day 3 of quarantine pic.twitter.com/pxicOuMR9r
— bebécito 🐉 (@dvvidnvvvrro) March 17, 2020